The Barber of Seville

Woody is standing outside the Seville Barber Shop looking at the ads. Wanting a victory haircut, he decides to enter the shop only to find the owner has stepped out for a physical. Woody decides to cut his own hair (I cut my own teeth) but unfortunately is mistaken for the owner when two other customers enter, one an Indian who wants a quick shampoo and the other, a construction worker who wants the whole works and, unfortunately, gets it.